Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for? A: If you divorce your wife in Arkansas, is she still your cousin?
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant! She is furious. Here just became the senator of New York and this has happened to her. She gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: "How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you??!!! I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault!!! Your fault!!! Well, what have you got to say???" There is nothing but dead silence on the phone. She screams again, "Did you hear me??!!" Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says, "Who is this?" - zobacz
Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull? A: The pit bull doesn't carry a briefcase. - zobacz
Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride. - zobacz
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None--He'll only promise "change." - zobacz
Q: What's the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant? A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit. - zobacz